The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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