Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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