I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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