Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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