1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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