Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize