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say what?
wanna hang out?
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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