So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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