he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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