It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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