Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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