Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
did you just send me my own nude
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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