The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Randomize
