We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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