Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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