So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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