How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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