in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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