redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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