If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You have to summon your inner elephant
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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