I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
So squirting runs in the family.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Every concussion has its silver lining
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Randomize
