That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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