Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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