Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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