so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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