everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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