Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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