My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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