im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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