Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Dick very happy bro
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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