You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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