You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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