I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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