Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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