And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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