She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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