ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
is it fun? or sober?
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