Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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