yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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