KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Do plants get herpes?
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