He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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