i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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