You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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