I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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