I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
He felt like a one man threesome
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
