he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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