i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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