Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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