Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
