Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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