fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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