By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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