this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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